[其他] 二十字同人系列之QAF

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Queer as Folk 二十字同人系列

从别处复制来得规则
1.選擇一個你喜歡的影集/電影/書籍/節目/音樂/動漫/電玩/中的角色或配對。
2.挑選十道你喜歡的文章類型，等級隨意。
3.每一道題目英文以10個單字為限，中文以20個字為限。
（若完全以英文寫作再翻譯成中文，則中文部份無字數限定）
（若中英參雜(如人名和專有名詞)，一個英文單字算一字中文）
4.大功告成，發文。

以下是題目。

Adventure（冒險）
Okay, so I'm a gay and I live in Pittsburg.

Angst（焦慮）
Helloooooo? I know you’re there! I can hear your sinus condition!

Crackfic（片段）
I was rejected by everybody -- it's good to be back!

Crime（背德）
Just say he's the guy I fuck more than once.

Crossover（混合同人）
-Do you love me?
-Always have, always will.

Death（死亡）
Brian: What're you doing?
Justin: Killing you with kindness。

Episode Related（劇情透露）
-Check out his pecs.
-They're like, perfect.
-They're like, implants.

Fantasy（幻想）
Brian must've knocked up Sunshine!

Fetish（戀物癖）
I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.

First Time（第一次）
-I'm 20. 19...18...
-What is this, a missile launch?

Fluff（輕鬆）
Relax, it's not that kind of a shower scene.

Future Fic（未來）
Brian: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to hell.

Humor（幽默）
I'm a jerk. Can you adjust that?

Hurt/Comfort（傷害／慰藉）
After all, you're cute! You're young. You're hung!

Horror（驚慄 ）
I'm suing him. He said I was 31...I'm 30.

Kinky（變態／怪癖）
It's colder than a witch's tit in Canada.

Parody（仿效）
It was... your idea... to steal Ted's... Viagra.

Poetry（詩歌／韻文）
Brian has a boyfriend.
In a non-defined, non-conventional way, yeah.

Romance（浪漫）
-Hey stud. Wanna dance?
-Shut up.

Sci-Fi（科幻）
ABCDEEE! Relax, I'm just teaching my kid the alphabet.

Smut（情.色）
I've heard a lot about you. 16 right, 11 left?

Spiritual（心靈）
When you close your eyes, who are you thinking about?

Suspense（懸念）
-What happened to the fiddler?
-He fell off the roof.

Time Travel（時空旅行）
Why am I always Lois Lane?

Tragedy（悲劇）
Michael: What's wrong with here?
Brian: I've had everyone here.

Western（西部風格）
If you break his heart, I will break your face.

Gary Stu（大眾情人（男性）
Brian Kinney - God's gift to gay P.A.

Mary Sue（大眾情人（女性）
I'm not a lesbian, but I'm a big fan.

AU（Alternate Universe,平行宇宙劇情）
Ted:Listen to me, are you listening?
Brian:l'm listening.

OOC（Out of Character, 角色個性偏差）
Justin: What are you doing?
Brian: Just doodling.

OFC（Original Female Character, 原創女性角色）
Superheros' mother who washes their tights and irons their capes.

OMC（Original Male Character, 原創男性角色）
Pink champagne.... yeah, uh, that's too nelly, even for me.

UST（Unresolved Sexual Tension，未解決情.慾）
Ted Schmidt: Oh yes! You make my dick soft!

PWP（Plot, What Plot? 無劇情。在此狹義為＂上.床＂）
You should do him. I'll get you an instruction manual.

RPS（Real Person Slash, 真人同人）
Brian: I love you.
Justin: Hmmm...
Brian: I love you.